lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

d-d-d-d-d-drop the eggs *dubstep in the distance*

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often send me an e-mail and be like, ‘Hey did you know this?’ and then I’ll be like, ‘Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.’ 

hello my friends i love u all

today was a important day because we learned that microwaves may kill your sims so please marry someone before fixing it or your game will come to an end

bye good night

posted Jul 29
#the sims  

ryanpfluger:

Porter Robinson for Billboard, 2014

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB